In this world full of ruthless and unfortunate events, escape from reality is the best option.
With this, people seek ways to entertain themselves to forget those undesirable things temporarily.
Happier thoughts are helpful to make life more pleasant and positive.
Here are some quotes that will surely help you laugh and could give you a joyful day ahead.
Enjoy!
If there were a song for every time you breathe out, it would be killing me softly.
If we’re going through a stern test, remember, we’re all in this together.
How can it be hilarious without pushing yourself too much? Just be yourself.
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When I was a kid, I dreamed of being a comedian; it was just a dream.
If the guy told you it is okay to be fat, trust me, my friend, eat grass.
Roses are red; violets are blue; I will throw it to you if I have bread.
Don’t let the pet of your loved one defeat you, compete and bite if necessary.
Everyone has their beauty. I wonder what had just happened to you.
There was no hideous creature in this world until there was you.
Everyone else already found their forever. Even the hilarious Chuckie and Beast, did you?
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Yeah, right, wise men!
My friend asked me what I was doing in the church; I said I was hunting angels.
The guy is totally into you when he starts telling lies like you’re not fat and you’re beautiful.
Funny people are wiser than serious ones; they could make you look foolish and funnier.
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When someone wakes you up and ask if you were sleeping, tell them you’re practising to die.
The world has become more hilarious. Intelligent phones are more innovative than humans.
When I saw Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I yelled, OMG!
Suppose your ex would shoot among Hitler, Bin Laden and you. She will probably hit you thrice.
When your crush sits beside you, your soundtrack would be a moment like this.
If some guys told you that happiness starts with you, they are a bunch of idiots.
When you choose the game over me, you should play in North Korea. Die in fun, die in real life.
Math classes are like travelling from Earth to space. You can’t keep up; then you will explode.
Nothing is as sad as when you pass by a food stall, and your Mom says there’s food at home.
Passing a tricky subject is like winning a lottery; it is in a million chances.
When you understand the lesson and others don’t, you feel you’re a lucky star.
When pretending is your exceptional skill, you cannot be fooled by anyone.
Every time the semester ends-students feels like freed from prison.
Lots of people are afraid of commitment. So I’m ready for the next Halloween party.
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When you’re solving math problems, checking up your brain is next on your to-do list.
It is hilarious that animals have better common sense than humans nowadays.
Snakes are more skilled better than you think. They can steal everything, even your own.
Don’t ever leave your best friend; mark my word. That faggot knows too much.
Comedians are well paid nowadays. That is why I am so rich.
Sparks are for movies. And static electricity is for reality. Know their differences, people!
I may be ugly. But I am rich. Be practical. Life is hard, and face is not necessary. You need me.
When a kid says you are ugly, you are because kids don’t lie.
When you’re single for the longest time, you start to think; I am the one hilariously.’
There’s a great mind, extraordinary mind, genius mind, mastermind, and me? Don’t mind me.
There’s nothing more unfair when your seniors are hot and your class are a bunch of potatoes.
Moms could be hilarious sometimes. They say it is 8 am when in fact, it is still dark outside.
Your Mom will always tell you you’re unique and beautiful. It is because you are her product.
Do you want a hilarious dream? Your crush loves you and marries you.
It is pretty easy to lie to your partner as long as you have very supportive friends.
You will never be caught when you have friends that are award-winning actors.
When you see your best friend smiling alone on the corner, dude, run before it’s too late.
My professor is pretty hilarious; he asks questions that he did not even teach.
There’s nothing more hilarious and fulfilling when you pass an exam without studying.
When someone says, he hates you but stalk you on social media, trust me. He’s your fan.
My bed and I are the perfect couples in town, and my Mom is the hilarious witch.
When somebody asks you out on a date, wear sports attire. Just in case it was all a game.
Moms always find first what we are looking for. I think it’s time for them to find the one for us.
It is hilarious when people see you at the supermarket and ask what you are doing there.
When you slip in front of your crush, tell him you are a falling angel.
If being hilarious is the new cool and trend today. HA! I am number one trending right now.
Sometimes overly hilarious people are the ones that have big problems. Hug them.
Is it hilarious when you can fake your smile in front of your parents but not on your friends?
Mothers are great fortune-tellers; they can predict the future very accurately.
How amazing when you have a silly plan on your head, and your best friend already knows it.
I think being hilarious is the new medicine; it cures sickness of the heart and soul.
What is wrong with being hilarious when in fact, it can bring joy and positivity in life.
Our pets can be more hilarious than we are; they could make us laugh until we get tired.
I may not be the man of your dreams, but I could be the man who can pay your bills.
You can be hilarious than Mr Bean, but you can’t be hilarious than me. I am the best.
If insulting others is hilarious for you, well, I want to be a protector than a teaser.
Others said that man couldn’t live without phones! Oh man, I think I could for a hundred years.
I wonder how drunk I am with all the guys I fell in love with.
When your crush asks you why you fell on the floor, say it’s a talent.
People say my voice sounds like a dying cat. I could say that the truth hurts.
When you can’t find the partner of your sock every morning, look for your dog.
Never mess with people who have hilarious and ugly pictures of you. Trust me, you’ll regret it.
When you see your long-time friend on the street, you hilariously scream your lungs out.
Women are talented; they became investigators, historians, and detectives at the same time.
Boyfriend. See that tiny space? Congratulations, you have found your destiny, my friend.
Foreign dramas without subtitles are easier to understand than mathematical problems.
A new friend is okay. Bu choosing her more than me? Do you like air, or do you want to die?
Real friends don’t make hilarious things to each other. They do hilarious things to others.
Sometimes, when you are in a chemistry class, you have to check your pulse to see if you’re still alive.
People my age are already severe in relationships, and I think, Am I that ugly?
It is good to find your soulmate, but it is better to find a person as hilarious as you are.
When your teacher throws a lame joke, but you need to pass the course, you need to laugh loud.
Toothpaste ads made us realize that seeing our crush with another; we can’t endure the pain.
Since I’ve watched a lot of cartoon movies, I can’t understand logic anymore. It’s hilarious.
You become a holy child when you’re a total jerk but suddenly meet your relatives at the park.
When your camera caught you off guard and realized just how ugly you are.
Free hugs and kisses? No thanks. Kiss your foot and hug a cactus.
When you are trying to be severe, but you see the silly face of your friend. You’re doomed.
Who said being hilarious is easy? You have to use your brains out to be a real one.
Please don’t leave your phone unattended with your best friend or else you will regret it.
You become hilarious when you are with your true and crazy friends.
Things I’ve learned from school- act as if listening and understands the lesson.
If the teacher says the exam is easy, review harder, for it’s the other way around.
When going to war, always check your pen and calculator; indeed, you’ll survive a bloody test.
Being hilarious can make a man relaxed and handsome that’s why I am packed with funny lines.
Hilarious acts are what the comedian actors do seriously.
I used to be a sleeping beauty, but the truth slaps me and wakes me up.
When you grow old, sleep is still a necessity, but it will be now optional.
Always carry a joke in your pocket; when everything gets dull, throw it, and all will laugh.
Girls are more attracted to jokes, cheesy lines and lies. I am lucky I got them all.
I am a hilarious person that loves dead air because it is time for me to shine.
Ladies nowadays want a man full of humour- thank God for giving me such a talent.
My bed is like a magnet-always attracting me whatever I am doing.
You can fake a laugh when a friend does something stupid and hilarious in public.
It is easy to make yourself hilarious than to express your true feelings in front of others.
Smiling is the best lie you could ever give to your fake friends.
It is better to look hilarious sometimes than to be a severe looking loser.